1. jimmysnowvakk:

    DO YOU SEE THAT SHIRT 

    "if lucifer needs someone’s consent to enter their body then so do you"

    WHY ISN’T THE SOCIAL JUSTICE PART OF TUMBLR ALL ON THIS

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  3. jungwildeandfree:

    sueslayer:

     

    This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

    Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

    *flump*

    AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

    FUCK 

    WHAT IS THAT SMELL

    IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

    FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

    (Source: theconjuringmovie, via gay-queen)

  4. deodrant:

    itouch-kids:

    deodrant:

    :(

    Turn that frown upside down :)

    ):

    (via karlurbum)

  5. (Source: hungergames-quotes)

  6. VERY IMPORTANTE

    cecils-khoshekh:


    ibelieveinmartinfreeman
    :

    THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:

    1.  DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT

      image (that’s a bandaid by the way)

    2. DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN

      image

    its also not a great idea to take a picture of a burning pan

    (via gay-queen)

    dreamberks:

    Me watching the trailer for an animated movie I’m really excited for

    (via timeformoriar-tea)

  7. otakuphobic:

    teyuss:

    im just one hell of a butter

    brings this the fuck back

    (via gay-queen)

  8. capricornia-nerviosa:

    shercockandmycrotch:

    survivingreichenbach:

    shercocklocked:

    theartofhiddleston:

    And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

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    Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

    Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

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    Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

    And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

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    And now to conclude with Odin
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    It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

    always rebagel

    (Source: funnyfandomfeelz, via gay-queen)

  9. fiftyshadesofstyles:

    i have never laughed so hard in my life

    (via gay-queen)

    fruitsofapathy:

    SPRING JOKES.

    On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

    (via gay-queen)

  10. jolivet:

    simon-the-jewish-vampire:

    snarkreactors:

    I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

    so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

    and then I realized

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    uh

    oh

    WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

    THIS IS THE BEST

    (Source: fragilehuge, via gay-queen)

  11. spermbanker:

    missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb 

    (via gay-queen)

  12. tumblerspeltwrong:

    revereche:

    bogleech:

    elvenrainbow:

    shitsuren-chama:

    ocean-child-love:

    kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

    what-is-a-homestuck:

    WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

    YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

    "I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

    I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

    taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

    every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

    and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

    I don’t see how this is much of a downside

    When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

    Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

    so basically youre ditto

    (Source: homestackers, via gay-queen)

  13. kinghanalister:

    sundryedtomatoes:

    and now time for heavy shit with beyonce. 

    image

    (Source: vongruby, via mizkwaiixx)